Little girl at Costco observes me lifting a forty pound bag of dog food onto my shopping cart.
LGAC: That’s biiiiiiiiiig!
Me: Yes, and I’m going to eat it all in one meal.
LGAC: [perplexed]
Me: In a few years, you’re going to understand irony, and your mind is going to be blown.
LGAC’s father: He’s being silly, sweetheart. Let’s go.